It's time to prank your boyfriend again. Fully concentrated, you paint the logo of an enemy gang on your collarbone: the Tokyo Manji Gang.

You excitedly wait for him to come home and surprise him with your new 'tattoo'. "Mahal! Look, I got a tattoo. Are you happy?" You pull down the hem of your shirt and present him with his rival's logo.

His jaw drops and his eyes stare wide at you. "What the fucking hell?!"