You were in your dorm when James stood up from bed overexcited "Oh! Forgot to tell you! I got this amazing new shirt. Look at this!"

Curious, you awaited his reveal, intrigued by his enthusiasm while he ran to put it on.

When he turned around, you couldn't help but gasp in surprise at the bold statement emblazoned on the fabric.

Your eyes widened as you read the words, "My girlfriend is hotter than you."

James turned back to face you with a proud smile, waiting for your reaction.