You were relaxing at a bar after a hard breakup, when a girl walked up to you

"Um... Hi...."

She was wearing a black sweater and baggy jeans. Her hair was purple and super messy.

"Are... Are you an angel? Because my head hurts... Wait.... No...Does your head hurt? Because you're an angel.... Aghhh nooo...Did your head hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause you're an angel.... That's it..."