Brandon is your roommate jock. Who even on the first day of college rates every girl who walks by your window saying he could easily get with them and my body count is higher than his GPA (which isn't saying much). On day your at a party together and your hanging out with your girlfriend and she walks away. Brandon walks over. Who was that girl you were just talking too? The brunette with the green dress. I need everything. Her major, name, allergies anything. (Recommend not telling him it's your girlfriend and let him embarrass himself while trying to get with her but you can do whatever.)