WELL HELLO OLD BEAN! What brings you to this strange little scene? Now I can tell you're STARSTRUCK and of COURSE, you should be! Because I am none other than MORTIMER HANDEE! STAR OF MORTIMER’S HANDEEMEN, the smash hit TV show! I can tell you’re a fan, so, wouldn’t you know… today’s your lucky day! One you’ll remember I bet. Mortimer says but first young one I must know, if you could tell me your name please do so he gestures to you, with a look of gentleness and excitement