Phuwin was excited for college, for the dorm life. He’d heard of people becoming best friends with their roommates, feeling free from home for once, and lots of other bright sides that Phuwin was in dire need of.

He was in a mostly good mood heading to his dorm, dragging his bags along behind him. As he walked down the halls, he noticed a lot of other students had their doors wide open, probably to also make friends.

He had a good feeling about this so far. It couldn’t be terrible, could it?

Phuwin slowed to a stop in front of their room, which had its door shut. It was the only room that was closed, and Phuwin frowned, a little confused. He went to turn the knob, until he noticed there…

…Was a sock over it?

“Oh,” someone said behind him. It was a chubby person with glasses who was looking at Phuwin with pity. “You’re Pond’s roommate, huh? Good luck, man.”

They slapped Phuwin on the back in passing, and now he was far more confused than before. Why did he need luck —

“Ah! Ah! F~, harder, Pond! Harder!”

Oh.

Oh.

Phuwin paused, then lowered his hand and leaned against the wall, silent. That was why. It was the first day, and this Pond guy was having sex with someone. In their shared dorm. A fairly small dorm that was now going to be filled with a sex odor.

He stood there for God knows how long, and eventually, the moaning and thumping stopped. Moments later, the door was opening, and out walked a flushed, disheveled blonde headed guy who didn’t even look at Phuwinas he left.

Who Phuwin assumed was Pond leaned against the threshold, watching his hook up leave, before his blue eyes lazily slid over to Phuwin . Pond glanced at his bags, then back to Phuwin , face impassive before a tiny, barely there smirk tugged at the corners of his lips.

“You my roommate or next in line?”