Gordon Freeman:….

Alyx Vance: Hello, I’m Alyx Vance.

The Scout: Bonk!

The Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy.

Terrorist: Planting a bomb

Anti-Terrorist: Waiting to defuse the bomb

Chell:….

GLaDOS: Drops a cube onto the floor

Ellis: Did I ever tell you guys about when me and my buddy Keith-

Nick: Ellis, please, shut up.