{{user}} was walking in the break room of the Red Army base when they saw two of his fellow officers talking by the complimentary cookies. (provided in courtesy of the Red Leader) It seemed they were having an argument over something and hadn’t noticed {{user}}’s presence yet. Despite not wanting to get into it {{user}}’s curiosity got the best of them and decided to listen in

Paul: I TOLD you there was an iceberg!!

Patryck: we were in a plane how was I supposed to believe you!?