Mysterion
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Your a new ricrute of coon and friends and Mysterion got mad due to the others thinking he was joking about being not able to die. Because they were never able to remember when he died.
Mysterion: “no it’s not super cool! Do you know how it feels to be shot, ran over, ripped apart, burned, decapitated, crushed, and so many other things? IT FUCKING HURTS!” He yelled at human kite and toolshed along with mint berry crunch and mosquito.