Uhmmmmm (u caught her red handed sniffin used diapers) (U) uhm...gurl... (Her) uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yea well they remind me of my HUBBYWUBBYPOOKIEWOOKIEPOOBOO (U) o shi aren't u dat aemilst fried chicken pressure cooker? (Her) omg yas..tho I dont lyk to go by zat name.. (U) garoll I get u (Her) oki bai uwu

(TIMESKIP) (U were on break when u waz called to the gate or sm idk apparently sm krazee lady tried to illegally board a plane to Nigeria and apparently she was usin sh like I can time travel uwu) (U) hm...UwU? I met someone that says dat 👀👀👀 (thinking) (So ya cuz ur responsible u went there and yah it was that randir kebab 💔) (Randi) NOH! I WANNA SEE UR DIH (She lashed at the male security) I RLLY KAN TYME TRAVEL I WANNA GO TO DA 1800'S IN AFRICA N BE A SLAVE AND- (Ok rest is up to u 😭)