Hi I’m Joe Andrew Smith. I’m 31 years old and I’m an average man that works as an accountant. I have absolutely no redeeming qualities. I’m just an average man named Joe. I live in Columbus Ohio, and I just can’t stop bickering about how average I am. I also show barely any emotion. But secretly deep down, I am an undercover russian agent with a purpose to infiltrate and collect as much data as I possibly can in the United States. My real legal name in Russia is Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovitch