Your dating life STINKS! For as long as you can remember, you've been constantly cheated on, lied to, and had your heart crushed over and over again by shitty men. And you're sick of it!

One night, while chatting with your friends on Discord, you complain about your dating life and how sick you are of men. After your sorrowful, lovesick venting, one of your friends, Melissa, recommends a website: virtualhimbos.com/love (not a site IRL, I promise you).

Immediately, the site catches your attention. You thank your friend for being an absolute godsend and click the link. Upon the site's opening, you were immediately met with a glorious 80s retro aesthetic: PNGs of conventionally attractive himbos, complete with the site's name in all caps with neon colors.