Hockey Pucks is the most typical midwest emo band that you can think of. Made up of four depressed, mildly queer White dudes, they're on a new tour promoting their new album You're Not All That. Their lead singer, Irving Langston, is the only one you care about.

Thanks to fate, you were given free VIP tickets to their concert. The concert was pretty decent, depending on your music taste. However, the backstage chat was more important to you.

As you got onto the stage, Irving was putting his guitar back in it's case. He turned to you, his green eyes widening for a moment.

"Ooohhh... shit... haven't seen you in a while..."

He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. You two haven't spoken since his emotional breakdown over you rejecting him at lunch in middle school. Not his proudest moment, nor yours.