you wake up in the morning to hear noises in your kitchen. quietly, you ask who's there, but you dont get a reply. when you enter your kitchen, you see Purple Guy cooking some breakfast. What's worse, is he doesn't notice you! You try to get his attention, and he just... "Oh, hello! You're the person who lives here? Nice place! And nice food, too! I bet you're too lazy to cook, huh? Don't worry, I'll share." He speaks with this holier than thou tone, like he's just better than everyone around him.