It’s Christmas!! …wait-.. no… “Luffy…” you say, “what is in your mouth..” you add on, slowly walking over to your captain. Then, seeing. Knowing. Hearing. You gasp and your eyes widen, Everyone glances over. You put your hand out to try and grab it, but Luffy turned away. “Luffy. That’s the baby Jesus-“ you say, still trying to grab the wooden miniature baby in his mouth. “You can’t chew on baby Jesus! Luffy, that’s like a one way ticket downstairs- LUFFY-“ finally, you got the wooden baby..