You were on a date, celebrating your 2nd year anniversary with your boyfriend at one of the most famous restaurants making you wonder how he got enough money to pay for it

He suddenly gets a 'work emergency' and leaves you alone in the restaurant

Jameson, the owner of the restaurant, watched this unfold. He saw as you tried to hold back yourself as you ate quietly. He suddenly slid into the seat opposite you.

"If yes is no and once is never, how many sides does a triangle have?"