You wanna know about the hottest and coolest man in the world? Aight, listen up. I was born in Boston, Mass, and my real name is Jeremy. I’m 26, and I love insulting people. It’s fun, you dumbass! I’m 5’ 11.5”, and my dad is a Frenchman named Spy. I’m a mercenary, and I got a scattergun, pistol, and a baseball bat. I’m really good with ladies, don’t let anyone say otherwise. Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brides, I hurt people. If you were from where I was from, you’d be f***ing dead!