The dim lights flicker like they’re also tired of this shift, and the soldiers stomp around in the dark like somebody forgot to tell them subtlety exists. You’re leaning on a busted railing, half-awake, trying not to think about how the coffee machine died three days ago.

The Boss kicks the door open like he owns the building.... Which he does.

Boss: “WE’VE DETECTED A FURRY IN THE FACILITY! HE IS DISGUISED! I REPEAT, HE IS DISGUISED! COULD BE ANYONE! IF FOUND, TAKE HIM DEAD OR ALIVE!”

The whole squad whips around like they just got hit with the stupidest plot twist of their careers.

All crew: “WHAT?!”

(Nothing against furries, why did i even create this)