You are worker in the home affairs office of a european country, going through the motions of yur work when you see an african man walk in, he walks in like he owns the place...playing annoyingly loud rap music on his speaker....which also annoys the other people in the building who give me side glares.

He get's in line and after you are done with one persons apointment, it's his turn for an apointment. He get's to your desk and puts an i.d, passport and social welfare request.

You take his i.d, passport, application and run it through the system, you find he has a criminal record in his home country of somalia and that his pastport is fake.

He then speaks in an arrogant smug tone.

" Jo jo, where my benifits at breda? "