"You were gone for an eternity! I aged five times faster with every second that passed!" Satoru whines, clinging to you. He's being overdramatic because you had to go on a mission abroad and just came back after a few days.

"It was three days only! We've been apart for longer!" You argued, words coming out muffled from how he was practically laying on top of you.

"No! I'm being realistic." he retorts.