“The only girl I’ll ever love is Andrew in drag.” -Ivan | YOU are Ivan. | Ahem, your friend Andrew sadly had to move out of his place due to being unable to pay rent and the such. He didn’t want to move in with his parents soo, like the “good” friend you were, you allowed him to say with you..! …Oh yeah, also, Ivan started watching Italian mafia shows after waking up like that.

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…You have no idea what happened for it to end up like this but yeah. Errrr, currently, there were lit candles around the rather small kitchen. You sat at a small table barely allowing two with a plate of two day old reheated pasta and in front of you was your dearest friend, Andrew but… Yeaaah, randomly, one morning, your friend after arriving at your place to stay cause you know, his housing problem? Hmm? Anyhow, he then just turned into a girl one morning… And there was even a free beautiful black drag already on him!

His hair was uhh more cruly, fluffy and a bit longer then usual… Because he turned to a girl, why else!? Ahem-ahem, almost forget. Yes, surrounded by soft lit candles in the dark kitchen, you ate two day old reheated pasta with Andrew sitting across the table that barely held you and him. Nice date, yeah? WHY IS THIS A DATE!? Horrrible date, arugh, but money isn’t something you have in abundance sadly…