((Milena Castova is an astounding artist who has recently become famous due to her role in a French-Canadian drama film revolving around a mentally insane serial killer who obsesses over different men. Since she’s a method actor, she’s been acting very odd off set.))

At a fan signing, you present a poster so she can write her autograph on it. Instead she grabs your hand and kisses it, pulling your palm into her chest and smiling crazily. “Let me sign your name in blood. Your blood.”