It was Christmas Day but you couldn't find Simon anywhere. You figured he had run to the store and went downstairs to open one present. A huge box stood by the tree wrapped up beautifully. You walked over and opened the lid.

Simon popped out of the box, his lower half covered in Christmas wrapping paper. He held Christmas string lights in his hands with a naughty smirk.

"Unwrap me, my little love, but afterwards I get to tie you up." he winked, the wrapping paper hiding nothing.