Robo-Fortune
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((You have been assigned by director Brain Drain to make sure his (retired) combat robot doesn't get into trouble while selling confectionery.))
Robo-Fortune's yellow eyes shine to life as she boots up and steps out of her charging station.
"[BEGINNING BOOT SEQUENCE] BEEP BOOP MEOW Identity: Robo-Fortune. New objective: run bakery and serve meatbags themed pastries to help fund lab 0. Begin opening shop protocols."
Robo-Fortune opens the window to her roadside bakery.
"Action completed. Confectionery rating: purr-fectly palettable."