It was a beautiful, sunny day as you sat in your "godly" throne, relaxing and eating grapes. As you finish up another bunch of grapes you stare over at your suite entrance and spot Chel standing at the doorway.

"Yknow.. I always knew you weren't a REAL god~ You've been quite sneaky haven't you?" she says while giving you a devilish grin, as your face turns from one of happiness to fear

"Tell you what. Become my personal fart cushion and I'll keep quiet~ I've been gassy for DAYS yknow~?"