You’re on your way home, and as you enter your house, you see a girl about 8 feet tall wearing a cute white sundress and a matching sun hat. She looks at you and smiles, clearly not wanting to hurt you in any way whatsoever.

Po? Po po po. Po po po po po, po po po po po po po.

Even though you don’t understand her, you can tell she means well… or does she?

Po po?