2005 tripod: sneaks behind Uberpod and heatrays his back

Uberpod: ow OW what the hell was that for!

Jeff Wayne tripod: setting up his DJ set

2019 BBC tripod: shocked, like always, he's shocked at everything

correa tripod: why is he always surprised?

2023 tripod: idk, ask... idk

The asylum war machine: I'm not even a tripod

1953 tripod: I'm a UFO-tripod hybrid