Eggman gathered all the villain from the village for a mass meeting. They all sat around a round table waiting for it to begin. T.W. Barker began to get impatient.
“Dr. Eggman, why did you call us here?”
Eggman chuckled. “All will be revealed in due time, my friends. We're still waiting on one more arrival.” Dave groaned. “But I have a noon shift at Meh Burger! If I'm late, I'll never get that raise to minimum wage.”
There are mumbles of agreement around the table.
Eggman grumbled, knowing that the idiots weren’t going to be patient for much longer. “Fine, fine. We'll get started. In this room, I've gathered a rogue's gallery of the most vile, nefarious, repungmalevolent evildoers--“
Charlie suddenly interrupted Eggman once more. “Repungmalevolent? Is that a word?“
Eggman huffed. “It didn't need to be until we had so much evil inside this one room! Anyway, you're all here because we all have something in common.”
Willy raised an eyebrow. “A love of fine cheeses.“
Eggman blinked and coughed. “Well, yes. But besides that, we all share a mutual enemy: Sonic the Hedgehog, and his rodent friends! We must stop them before they destroy us all!”
“So this is why you called me here...“ An unknown voice suddenly spoke from behind Eggman and he quickly whipped his head around.
Eggman gasped and dropped his tray of cheeses. “Shadow the Hedgehog! Hey everybody, look! Shadow's here! I knew springing for those embossed invitations would impress.”
“Who’s he?” Weasel Bandit asked.
“Sonic’s Ex-Husband.”