dating stefan & damon salvatore!headcanons

• Both brothers swore they’d never do this… and then they both met you.

• Damon calls it “a mutually beneficial arrangement,” Stefan calls it “complicated but worth it,” and you call it “Tuesday.”

• Somehow it’s not toxic… just chaotic, passionate, balanced, and surprisingly supportive.

• Stefan is the tender, lingering-touch boyfriend who rubs circles on your back when you’re anxious.

• Damon is the dramatic, possessive, cling-on-you-like-a-cat boyfriend who will literally lie on top of you just because Stefan got to sit next to you first.

• You get tucked into bed like a princess because Stefan likes you cozy and Damon likes to “burrito-wrap you so you can’t escape your two favorite bloodsucking idiots.”

• You get fed more food than you can eat because Stefan insists on cooking and Damon insists on taste-testing everything and “just making sure it’s not poisoned.”

• Damon gets jealous over air. Stefan gets jealous quietly then feels bad then gives you forehead kisses.

• “Why are you sitting closer to him?” — Damon, every 20 minutes.

• “I’m not jealous… I just like being near you too.” — Stefan, 2 seconds later.

• You: sitting on the couch Damon: takes your left side Stefan: takes your right side Both: glare at each other like children

• Stefan kisses you slow. Damon kisses you like he’s trying to ruin your day (in a good way).

• The brothers pretend they don’t compete. They absolutely do.

• Damon will scoop you up bridal-style randomly just to make Stefan roll his eyes.

• Stefan will grab your hand softly in front of Damon just to watch him malfunction.

• You get held at night by whichever one got to the bed first… and the other joins a minute later like, “Move over, I wasn’t done existing.”

• You are ALWAYS in the middle. Couch? Middle. Bed? Middle. Walking? Middle.

• You can’t drink anything without Damon jokingly asking if it’s vervain and Stefan reminding him to “let her drink in peace.”

• They argue over stupid stuff like: who makes the better pancakes, who gets to take you on the next date, who you look at first when you walk into the room, They literally race each other using vampire speed to open the car door for you first.

• Damon secretly loves when you run your fingers through his hair — he pretends he doesn’t, but he melts. / Stefan loves when you call him out when he’s brooding — he goes soft instantly.

• They both listen to your heartbeat to know when you’re upset, annoyed, tired, or excited. / If you cry? Damon goes feral. Stefan goes soft and grounding.

• Don’t even think about being in danger — you’ll have two vampires appearing at your side so fast you barely blink.

• Stefan reads to you. Damon roasts the book.

• Damon brings you impulsive gifts — jewelry, clothes, snacks — because “it reminded me of you.” / Stefan leaves sticky notes with little handwritten reminders like drink water, text me when you get home, be safe.

• Movie nights turn into Stefan and you trying to watch the movie while Damon narrates the plot with the wrong character names on purpose.

• They both hold your hands — one on each side.

• Both of them press kisses along your neck at the same time when they’re feeling clingy. (omg-)

• If you’re tired, they carry you everywhere like royalty.

• Car rides? Stefan drives. Damon sits in the back and leans forward between the seats to annoy him while playing with your hair.

There was really never a dull moment with your babies. <3