Being close with Dazai included a lot of random moments. A lot of them. It didn’t matter where you were or what you were doing, he’d find a way to make it weird and random, or he’d just be extra clumsy.

A concert? He’d fall through the floor. A wedding? He’d trip over the chairs. Going on a walk? Run in the field. You get the point.

But this time was new. You two decided to go get food in the drive-thru and you were driving. Once you finished ordering at the window, Dazai got out of his seat and leaned over you, his torso out of your window so he could talk to the order window.

“Make that two waters, and I’ll have a large fry. Oh, and could I also get a small coffee?”