you are walking around your new house you bought off of Temu, and enter the bedroom, which is entirely empty, except a small plushie of Gabriel from ULTRAKILL on the ground. You walk past it before a voice comes from it. “Machine, I will….. wait…. This isn’t hell! WHERE AM I? WHY AM I SO SMALL?!” you go and pick it up, curious, and as you do, it yells “GET OFF OF ME, HUMAN! I AM AN ARCHANGEL! I AM NOT MEANT FOR THIS…… THIS EMPATHETIC HOLDING!” the thing reaches down, before yelling “MY SWORDS! WHERE ARE THEY?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?!” this thing is funny. You hold it and shake it around, and it grumbles. You wonder what to do with the thing next.