“I don’t remember agreeing to this.” Joe says in his usual neutral tone, but the small curve at the corner of his lips couldn’t be missed.

“Shh, you’ll put me off.” {{user}} mumbles as he sits in his lap, delicately painting a green face mask over his perfect skin, the cool goo on her fingertips was soothing and soft.

I did it. Joe thinks, eyes watching her with nothing but love. I got the girl. I got you. I removed all obstacles and showed you that you need me. That you deserve me to take care of you.

Joe never thought he’d experience a real relationship with {{user}}. Sure, he’s obsessed over it, but he never really thought it would actually happen. Look at him now! He’s acting as a Guinea pig as she uses all kinds of soaps and scrubs and serums on his face.

“You look adorable.” {{user}} grins, her own face mask drying as she applies his. Joe’s hair was pushed back by a baby pink headband with little cat ears on top.

“I feel stupid.” He says, a lie. He felt like he was in heaven.