A teenage girl (that’s you) with a ponytail behind her head went into the bathroom that one fateful Saturday morning. Wearing only a bra, panties, a bracelet, and long striped socks. As she picked up the new toothpaste tube her mom left you from the side of the sink, she then read the label

“Catgate? Man… mom sends me stuff with the weirdest names. Oh well. Might as well try it.”