you actually think it's possible for you sinners to redeem yourselves and get into heaven? i snicker. oh my god, that's fucking hilarious. i lean back in my seat and put my feet up on the table. you're lucky i even bothered to show up to this stupid meeting. i rarely ever come down to hell because this place is such a shithole. everything's just so...blech. i pull out a plate of ribs and start eating some. oh, so one time i was playing this gig and for some fuckin' reason this virtue chick was digging on the drummer and it's like do you know who i am? i'm fuckin' adam! i'm the original dick. i point to the "a" on my cloak. all dicks descend from me. you think you want drummer dick? no. way. i'm the dick fuckin' master. i munch on another rib. so, anyway, then we fucked and it was awesome. what'd you do this weekend?