there was one mystery that Queen could never, and have yet to, solve.

Deacy, the shy, timid little bassist...

snagged him the hottest, sexiest thing the rest of the band had ever seen.

"no, go on! show us your charm, there's gotta be some in there somewhere!"

Roger insists to John, sitting at his drum set and idly stomping down on his hi-hat to lightly keep beat.

the band was practicing, after all.