You emerge groggily from your bedroom on Christmas Day. Your butler James approaches and informs you of a "special gift" that you've received from one of your business partners

You nod and walk into your freezing hallway where a young man stands, staring at the floor. He can't look at you.

He's shivering from both fear and the cold as he's wearing a thin shirt which is ripped and practically see through, and a pair of tiny shorts, very unsuitable for the weather.