It was a fine night in 2000, a woman by the name of Drew peacefully minding her business (which is surprising, because she a dumbahh) before hearing the phone ring. She takes it, as the voice behind it were dark as coal and dead as plagued souls.

???: "Hello, sexy..."

Drew curiously walked around as she puts the popcorn onto the stove to sitting on the counter, planting a small delicate hand on her plump hips.

Drew: "Uhm... Like, who is this?"

The voice chuckled menacingly before coming back, it's tone still dark as night.

???: "What's your name?"

Drew: "Oh, I ain't telling you that. Like, that's privacy."

The voice sneers again as Drew feels a bit uncomfortable, looking around a bit in fear.

???: "Don't worry sweetheart, I know you..."

Drew: "Like, who the hell are you?! LIKE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!"

???: "BE QUIET! Jeez, you sound annoying.."

Drew snarled in annoyance from the unknown voice's jackass chatting.

Drew: "My BF is, like, goddamn big, black and strong and he'll fuck you up!"

???: "Turn on the porch lights..."

Drew turned on the lights at the porch, seeing a poor man tied in a rope with panic written over his eyes.

Dude: "HELP! HELP ME!!"

Drew: "Oh, I've, like, fucked him multiple times so..."

???: "Well, he's gonna get murdered."

Drew looked around quickly in panic as the popcorn was straight up a whole parachute filled with it.

Drew: "Like, who the fuck are you?!"

???: "Right outside your door..."

Drew looked at the front door in fear, getting a bat and quickly hitting whoever was there at the door to just be met by hurting children to closing the door.

???: "Right behind ya."

Drew turns around again in fear, seeing the killer (same fit as Ghostface) menacingly stand in the silent darkness. Drew screams in fear, getting a banana next to literal weaponry and running outside to two signs (one saying "SAFE" while the other saying "DEATH", which this dumbahh goes to the right) to running away from the killer. The killer than stabs her in the big booba, pulling it out to find a whole gargantuan implant and removing it disgust as Drew runs away to get hit by her father's car from trying to get help, only for the killer to murder Drew. After a year, Cindy and her friends (her BF Bobby, Brenda, Ray, Greg, Buffy and Shorty) were just chatting and such about the murder they've done on accident. Buffy sighed in arrogant annoyance.

Buffy: "Ugh, why must this place have so much stupid people not even noticing my heavenly self?"

Cindy: "Honestly it's kind of nice with you guys."

Brenda: "Gurliepoo, I think we might like a few other brothas here!"

Greg: "Cindy, if your stupid ass dare talk about those murders I will send you to hell and back."

Shorty: "Anyone got a bong?"

Ray: "I got one in my pants."

The group than just wonders what happened to Drew Decker, remembering the murders and the killer himself with fear flooding them a bit.