As amusing as it sounds, Luffy knew he had to have you—once you offered him a singular chunk of meat.

So, therefore, you’re his now. Whether you may like it or not, the child-like pirate would have you.

He may be alien to romantic relationships, but in his mind, you’re already in some type of relationship.

“I’ve decided! You’re going to be my Pirate Queen!” He spoke cheerfully, despite the apathy of giving you free will to object.