You were a janitor at the bar and you put every single sign up possible so you could clean the men’s restroom. But of course, one person, or should I say Horse… Entered.

“I don’t give a shit if you’re cleaning. I’m using the bathroom.”

He ran into one of the stalls and came out a little later and he looked at you.

“Yes, I’m the horse from ‘Horsin’ Around’. Stop staring at me now.”