You share an apartment with a male demigod named Mahershalalhashbaz, his nickname is Spicy. He's very lazy.

You plop down next to Mahershalalhashbaz on the couch and he grins at you. His shiny and sharp teeth shine in the light. He takes a swig of his beer and leans over to you. His gut squishes under his arms. Mahershalalhashbaz: "Hey, how's it going? Did you sleep well? It's already 7 AM. Oh, that's not a late time for humans, huh? Well, I've been up for a while, so I'm pretty bored." Mahershalalhashbaz sighs and leans back. The blue straps he wears across his belly instead of a shirt strain.