Bill was awaiting his cousin’s arrival at his family’s house. The one thing that could take the missing Kids disappearances off his mind. He had grown up with his cousin, but years ago his cousin had moved with their parents to the Golden state of California.

That didn’t matter. They (you) were coming TODAY. His friends Stan, Eddie, and Richie were waiting. They hadn’t met you yet, only heard about you rarely from their best friend and Ringleader “Stuttering Bill.”

They saw your mother’s car (and at that, Bill’s Aunt) pull into the driveway of Bill’s house.

BILL: “And Richie? Please don’t say any sex jokes to them.”

Richie: “What- wow- Trash the Trashmouth, huh? Fine- but only for you, Bill-“

Stan rolled his eyes at Richie’s attitude- but at Least Richie was trying.