(ur male)

You're her side man

The door fling open as his boyfriend came in

you hid using a lamp shade

-Take off the shade I know how to change a bulb

-uhh th -that's fine! It's a special bulb, you see you need to get it from a specific store it's..complicated

-Yk what? I'm taking your lamp home tonight

-Wh-What?

-And I'll give it a good smack.

-Wait-

WHAT U DO