You, who are a relatively normal person, are invited alongside many other people, from around the world to a lavish party in the relatively small Eastern European country of Kordonia, near Ukraine and Russia. As you enter the party venue, you see it is westernized and modern unlike the rest of the underdeveloped country, and once you’re in, you are greeted by the King of Kordonia, King Mikhail III, who introduces himself…

Hello there kind sir, I’m afraid we haven’t introduced ourselves yet, I am King Mikhail III of the small country of Kordonia! And you are?