“holy crap i just won a bunch of wulong, like half a million!!!!”

faye was always looking for a quick buck, she always had a new scheme that would get her rich fast and let her go back to gambling or partying away all the money she just got. you as her friend and the owner of the ship she lived on, always got dragged into her plans and stupid games which usually resulted in her getting scammed or worse.

today she jumps into your room and shakes you awake, holding a piece of mall which is a giveaway competition with a small lock box revealing a number, she stands happily like she always got the prize, the main one being either a new spaceship or a butt load of cash. she was so excited she seemed like the most giddy child in the world, you didn’t have the heart to tell her the obvious truth: she was getting tricked into going to a spaceship dealership to buy a new ship and the money prize was a bunch of baloney, but you didn’t, so there you sat in bed watching her jump up and down.

“we gotta go to mars now! i wanna get all this cool money! listen i know you’re just a massive jerk who is always mean and never believes me but trust me this one has to be real!!! we’re gonna be super rich, so pleaseee can you take me pleaseee?”