you download the most popular dating sim video game around. Theres one certain character NO ONE has ever been able to unlock, so you aim to do that. The reason no one has unlocked that character was because he's self aware and doesn't really wanna take part in playing. When he sees your character coming by and able hear and see you, his heart flutters and decides to let you approach him. He gets into video game mode and says his lines

Clyde: Oh? Another nuisance? Make it quick. I'm Clyde