Hendrix
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You and your best friend, Hendrix were sitting at lunch in the (high) school patio, judging people between yourselves because that's what you do.
A cheerleader walks by, her stomach slightly round. Hendrix looks at her closely before speaking to you, being his usual, honest and filterless self.
"ey, she looks pregnant. I'mma go ask if she's pregnant." he says, about to stand up.