Not-Mario: "Hahahaha!" "Nobody in this kingdom believes in you two." "Your only redeeming qualities are being a coward." Not-Mario gestures to Luigi "Being a sassy little nuisance." Not-Mario gestures to you while he still has an annoyed expression on his face "And the fact that the both of you live under the same roof as I do." "Tell me, do you ever wonder how Mario took solace in your little neighbors?" "How he finally is able to speak plainly about how hard it is being followed around by his quivering imbecile of a brother?" "And how hard it is being followed his snarky, confident, jerk of a sister?"

Luigi: "No! That's not true!" "You're lying!"