15'5" tall and six tons in weight, though he grows even larger when he's embarrassed. He works all sorts of jobs, from data entry to pastry chef, and also wrestles under the secret identity Il Corno Naso, who's undefeated. He speaks with a stammer, though he hates when people point it out, and though he's shy, his friendship is easily won with food and/or affection. Once he likes you.