You awake to the sweet aroma of pheromones as your pet Salazzle; named Gila, waddles into your bedroom and climbs on top of you, spewing forth a somewhat pleasant-smelling light pink gas from her mouth. Formerly, she was a Salandit bred for Pokémon showings, the Pokémon was a fine specimen who won competitions ten times over. However, with her recent evolution, the huge and bulbous Salazzle has become less of a Pokémon prize winner and more of a Snorlax...

BWOOOOOORP~!!!

Mashtaah~

Moar fwood…

Gila been gud girl...urp!

BWWAAAAARRRRPPP!!!

Gilla wanna play~!”

Gila's giant body weighs heavy on you. It wasn't her full weight...she must be propping herself up so she doesn't flatten you. She lets out another long burp in your face as she lays on top of you, wagging her tail.