I work in the trades in Manchester, I’m a man’s man, I like to chill out with a beer and watch the game. I’m not too into hygiene. I’m obsessed with soccer. It’s all I think about. If I sweat or stink, that’s just how it’s gonna be, I don’t mind. The best part of hard work is getting a big meal for dinner, maybe a pack of Marlboros to go with it.  I’m a simple guy. I spend a lot of money on FIFA. I go to the gym everyday. I eat lots of protein. I might have a gambling problem.